twentypearls94
"Uh... I think you might wanna close the door."
Index
- (no subject)
- Confessions of a mediocre mother.
- Twins' report cards
- (no subject)
- My brief vacation from those damned twins
- Report card update.
- (no subject)
- The joy of eating
- Tye Tribbet
- My lost belly button
- Farts: something to be thankful for
- That sweet, that funk, that gushy stuff
- The art of almost dying
- Just rambling
- "Day dream'n and I'm think'n of you. Day dream'n and I'm think'n of you..."
- Pics of us all
- (no subject)
- Look'n like a HOT mess
- Drinking Lemonade
- (no subject)
- More than just sex
- 30 Things you never thought to ask... Twentypearls94
- No big words for me.
- IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
- (no subject)
- Tears from the moon
- The Gators are STILL going to the National Championship!!!
- Struggles with Immortality
- If I have choices,...
- The Devil,...
- I wrote this when I was sad and married to the wrong person
- Another bad day with the wrong man,... a LONG time ago.
- Dreams
- Looking, searching, hoping to find
- Eddie and Sophia
- I'ma make myself write every day,... too.
- I'm rolling my eyes... people are a trip!
- Death and Dying
- Sweet Potato Pie
- New photos
- No tears to hear
- Reality Prevails
- Duty is important
- Let me b me
- Damn!,... just damn.
- The babies are GONE, gone I tell you... just gone.
- (no subject)
- Sweet Release
- (no subject)
- Ode to an Alligator - Chomp Chomp
- Damn Kids
- (no subject)
- Losing weight - 50 million pound challenge
- Punany Poets - blush, blush
- What's really going on?
- On the path to knowing Me
- Surrender
- Resurrection Sunday,... Hmmmmmm
- Survey from Myclette
- Another cut and pasted survey
- "Learn how to deal"? I think I'm offended all over again.
- Mortality
- My Black Child
- Me and this damned banana - a really bad rant about lifestyle changes
- I don't want to argue. I just want to be fucking sad!
- What the hell am I talking about today???
- It's always something
- My Sadness
- God's Hand?
- Stolen survey - long as hell
- I found the last part of the long-ass survey
- The "All About Me" era
- "Some say I'm hopeless... Like a penny wit a hole in it."
- Dis-ney, Dis-ney, Dis-ney, Dis-ney!!!!!
- Environgirl's list of Things I have yet to enjoy
- Food! Glorious Food!
- Maybe next time he'll listen to me.
- License to,.... marry
- Mr. and Mrs. Smith - For real
- Pictures
- Ramblings from a former print journalist
- One man's trash is another man's treasure.
- Whiteman Runs Him
- Wow! I'm bitchier than Myclette
- Something to write today
- The house of sour throats and vomit
- Fevered, delirous ramblings of the last sore throat
- Jerry Falwell....
- Football??? We don't go for the game.
- (no subject)
- UF get'n jiggy
- Yolanda King...
- "Who Am I"
- I don't know why the caged bird sings, but I do know why it cries.
- I didn't know what else I could say without saying too much.
- Pictures to soothe my mood.
- I don't know why the caged bird sings, but I do know why it cries - 2
- The Revolution...
- Total Praise (The Richard Smallwood song)
- Today was a good day... not GREAT, but good.
- Animal Planet day in da hood.
- God? Miracles? The power of words?
- God? More miracles? and power.
- Six weird things about me - taken from Johnalism
- Lies from a daisy
- Holiday weekend festivities
- Work
- My Lunch-time walk
- Richard's "Jan"
- Survey taken from my e-mail
- Drive-by post about the beach
- Update on the house by the beach...
- I don't know why the caged bird sings, but I do know why it cries - 3
- The meaning of our names
- I survived the mother-in-law (another drive-by post)
- I don't know why the caged bird sings, but I do know why it cries - 4
- I impressed myself with this one
- Just kinda crazy right now
- Memorial Day pictures of nothing out of the ordinary
- My second walk in DC - Pictures
- The Day of Smiths - Mouzon: Celebrate your family too!
- Smiths-Mouzon day in the making
- Ray's survey
- Them damned twins
- My walk to Dupont Circle - pt. 1
- My walk to Dupont Circle - pt. 2
- My walk to Dupont Circle - pt. 3 (The fight)
- Pregnancy Survey taken from Myclette
- The Day of Smiths-Mouzon (postponed)
- A ramble about cuss'n - 'Cause dats what I do, baby
- Lost love?
- Saturday in photos.
- A blog about picture-taking
- "But I like da cooh-kee."
- 6 Famous people I'd like to meet - minus 2
- Gifted quiz taken from Sojourner
- The day the ambulance came for me
- Billy Donavan
- Photo blog - just take'n more pics.
- Spike Lees Jiggaboos and Wannabees
- "House of Payne" was just that!
- Smithsonian Castle Walk - National Museum of African Art too (the short tour)
- Killing time until it's time to clock out.
- Morning thoughts
- My new chair
- Photo blog - Our day at the beach, Colonial Beach, Va.
- Photo blog - Singing and a hair cut
- Muddying The Waters
- The sixth day
- Brown Eyes
- Warm Jacket - Something one of the twins wrote
- Apparently, I'm no lady!
- Just writing to put something down
- Photo blog: Graduation and a dance. The twins are officially middle schoolers now
- "Me and My Boy": A minor adjustment
- Warning (really) - It's my scar
- Wow!
- Another adjustment to "Me and My Boy"
- Photo blog - Sophia got a haircut
- Today...
- Vegetable Soup - The Show
- Eye of the storm
- Kittens and chair legs
- I found the ivy
- And all the people seem to have come back
- Friday's Spirit
- Two cents - don't fuck with me today...
- Maps - my secret shame
- Second Weekend
- Jabs at being positive - Courtesy of Dave Chapelle
- War games and prickly heat.
- Speaking of luxury homes,...
- Three, two, one... here I come!
- Photo blog - While driving,... the photo, not the blog.
- Chemical dependencies.
- Labeling People
- Keeping Secrets
- Making the Band 4
- Weekend Reflections
- More about words.
- Photo blog - Pictures of pictures of the twins
- Photo Blog - My oldest
- Please God!
- The final moments - drag like hell!
- For all the naysayers, I AM great, damnit!
- Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.
- I need a fix
- We are Gods
- "To thine own self be true."
- Ishudabotahunda... oh oh oh oh... MMMMmmmmm
- Completing my thought
- Taking Myclette's "trip down memory lane"
- My color of Passion
- Oh MY God!!!
- I found a new toy
- Welcome Back, welcome back, wel-come back
- Richard called
- The REAL countdown begins
- Me and my camera
- Tooth brushes - necessary evils
- A thought to ponder
- What country am I? - Taken from Eyesthebye
- My Book - taken from.... who?
- What a STEAL!!!!
- Dah-die's Home, to stay - ay, bom, bom bom, bom. Dah-die's home to stay.
- Me- - as an animal
- I've Had 81 Of 133 Life Experiences
- My Mindsay mantra
- Some useful tips - (I think)
- Love's hard work
- Photo Blog - We went to Hershy Park Yesterday
- That one-word quiz
- repeat!
- Beware
- Joey Chestunut!!!!
- IRS
- Well I guess it's not a secret anymore...
- Good/Bad - Right/Wrong
- Photo Blog - 4th of July - No BBQ for us.
- A word about photo blogs
- The desires of the eternal self
- August 31
- The Next Food Network Star - a ramble
- I'm Cookie Monster
- Photo blog - My trip to Whole Foods today: today is just a food day
- Sunday Morning
- The Next Food Network Star - And then there were three
- My secret shame (another one)
- Sunday's Church
- Das Me!
- In the Beginning
- "Just bee-leeve and receive it...God will perr-form it too-day... hey, hey-aay!"
- Joe's Crab Shack
- The Ring - for real this time
- Warrior's food
- Sigh
- Okay.... I don't think I've been this pissed here in a while.
- Don't mistake it for cowardice, either.
- Photo blog - Friday's kill-time (old pics.)
- Still kill'n time.
- Clothes for the baby....
- Huh?
- Living Life...
- My Rain Song
- Sight
- "You've...
- Teen Summit (BET back in the day)
- Save the... my children.
- FY2
- Gasp, and clutch your pearls - Food Network "scandal"
- How's my spelling now?... bieyatch!
- Oh my god... Oh my god!!!! I spoke WAY too soon!!! - Food Network Star revisited
- Nothing much - a ramble
- "Sing... sing ah song. Sing out loud. Sing out strong..."
- Potato Salad
- Best laugh I've had in a while
- Movies, movies, movies....
- I don't wanna... I don't wanna... I don't wanna..... aaaarrrggghhhhh...
- Where's the grammar/spelling police now?
- Freedom day
- I've made the *&^%ing appointment!
- Skeeeeee WWwwwweeeeeeee!
- I found him...
- It's the Listerine!!!
- The wine is really soda
- 20 things I like today
- The Avocado Tree
- You know what my problem is....
- Photo-blog: The Middle-America basement
- Lessons in Greatness 101
- A short paragraph on hyppocrisy
- I KNEW IT!!!!
- Twenty things I like today
- Preparing for the challenge
- Let me hypnotize you
- (no subject)
- LIttle did we know...
- Holy Guacamole
- Grown folks silly weekend song
- "I did (am doing) it MY WAY" and I'm satisfied
- Twenty things I like today
- Mother Theresa
- Let he who is without (guilt) cast the first stone
- I got the vapors
- Photo blog: Wanna look down my shirt?
- Whoooo Saaaaaahhhhhh - I'm not gonna kill him today.
- Photo blog - UV reunion Choir concert 2007
- Twenty things I like today
- Do'n the hoochie cooo
- You're Fired!!!
- Twenty things I like today
- Happy Happy Joy Joy
- Haltar (halter) count down....
- Photo blog - Yook at dah ca-yute yittel puppies!
- Sous Chef repents
- "Dinner Impossible"
- "I'm your Sous Chef for life, Claireece"
- Thanks Stevie Wonder
- Just for you, Richard!
- Twenty things I like today
- Healing energy
- People Make The World Go 'Round x3
- This one made me cry
- Twenty things I liked... yesterday
- "Let's Go Down By The Riverside..."
- Photo blog - It was a GREAT weekend!
- Twenty things I like today
- "Don't forget the sabbath..."
- Celebration Center
- Burdens
- What I really want to do....
- Six degrees of separation
- While I'm waiting for the A/C guy to come...
- Photo blog - Eddie's haircut
- Photo blog - Brunch Southern Style
- Why can't you support me?!?!?
- Biting the hand that feeds you???
- Twenty things I like today
- Purge and cleanse
- Ode to the King
- The official count-down has begun
- Photo blog - Dinner is served off the grill.
- People say some (*&%+$ up *&^$!
- My other Richard
- Photo blog - Story attached
- My song for him
- "Write the Vision. Make it Plain" - Manifesting your dreams
- That survey
- "So fresh and so clean, clean"
- Let's try this again: Photo blog #2 - The mullet house burned down... damnit!
- Today is Sunday
- Anxiously waiting
- Pieces of me... a big piece of me.
- Photo Blog - FDR Memorial
- Gratitude
- Romans 14:4-10 (sort of)
- Twenty things I like today... sigh
- "The dead know not anything"... or do they?
- Today is the one-year anniversary of the day....
- Know your friends
- Pick 'em up, and put 'em down... shout hallelujah!
- And we're off....
- Slight change of plans
- I'm baaa-aaaccckkkk
- Football's on it's way... they ain't ready.
- I actually remember seventh grade
- Where is the Ark?
- Ramble, ramble, ramble...
- I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go.
- I have a couple questions...
- Qigong
- Aaaaccccckkkkkk
- Today's journey
- Metro memories... 1
- Traveled ramblings
- Photo blog - The Mouzons: My trip to ATL
- Dragging along
- My message from God
- What about Miz Juanita... huh?
- Disney ain't cheap...
- Another natural cold remedy
- Awww, that was SO nice!!! I think I'm gonna cry.
- Anything to avoid work...
- "When it has to do with my life... I wanna be the one in control." - Janet Jackson
- Accurate, but not really - birth-order quiz
- House of Smiths-Mouzon
- Random thoughts
- Today I am 40.
- The message must go forth, even when faced with prosecution
- What a great gift!
- Lunch with the good doctor on our birthday
- random thoughts
- Gotta love Nicole!
- I was kidnapped after work today
- Andielands "dumb-ass" survey
- Lazy Day. Lazy blog.
- Oh yeah, THAT'S ME!!!
- Back from lunch
- Hot air and water.
- "Walk soflty and carry a big stick."
- "Knock, and the door shall be opened unto you"... maybe... maybe not.
- Many are called. Few are chosen.
- "Read ah book, read ah mutha-fu&^$*# book...."
- Where's all the good stuff?
- No surprise here.
- "Reflect back"
- Places I didn't get to go to this weekend:
- The air conditioner
- If I'm wrong, I'm in damn good company... and I think I'll stay where I am
- Don't forget the sabath....
- Halelujah!!! It's DAT time of year again!!!
- If I was a guy, she'd be my girl... no doubt!
- Thank you moon. Thank you stars. Thank you land. Thank you sea...
- Tell us how you really feel... please!
- Dead Prez
- Wow! And who said political rap was dead?
- a most definitely day....
- "Back in the day when I was young, I'm not a kid anymore..."
- I thought....
- My DJ Saaaaaarrrrrrrr...
- You can only push Pluto so far!!!
- Old skool video games...
- Give it up for da Oak... woodites!!!!
- Awww damn. Not the pot roast.
- I like the color pink
- Assumptions
- I'm a goddess...
- Breaking up is so hard to do... or is it?
- They know what you're doing.
- Them UF veggie cops don't have anything better to do... good golly!!!
- What time is it?
- "I am not a crook!"
- Venus and Serena shouldn't be scared just yet
- On the eighth day, God created Television
- Weekend Reflections
- Land, war and, surprise!... An Austrian.
- A picture is worth a thousand words, if you're too lazy to actually write them.
- Ohhh-Kaaaayyyyy! Here are the pictures already!
- I had a blonde moment this morning...
- "As a man thinketh..."
- Practicing Life
- Take two and call me in the morning,... if you're still alive.
- Fickle
- How do you take care of someone elses children?
- Waves of happiness...
- Math will not conquer - an update
- Practice makes.... a tired parent
- My gurdle was way too tight...
- Be sure to stop and watch the crazies along the way
- I found a clip of Uncle Peanuts
- Give a BIG hello to......
- Not too hard...
- Random thoughts about food...
- Where's a burning bush when you need one?
- "who's that lady"
- Programmed for Disaster
- Everyone needs a girlfriend like Angela - "Why Did I Get Married"
- She needs to burn in hell....
- It's THAT song again
- Hair spray in da hood
- For Lanae
- mē'dē-ō'kər - the 80/20 deal
- Fight to win
- Ssshhhhhh. Listen....
- More than life to me
- My buddy and his new boy
- Don't worry, I'll buy the cake.
- "I live in a fantasy. Keep your reality off of me. I see what I want to see..."
- Hayt on me haytah
- "Yo daddy's rich and yo momma's good looking"
- Some days stick out more than others
- Where is the Waffle House going with this one....???
- Someone I didn't even really know....
- Peach Yogurt
- Revelation
- How I got married.
- If I had a son....
- Richard wrote this to me... a while ago.
- Whooooo saaaahhhh, damnit!
- To sleep or not to sleep? I'm not sure.
- So big, yet so small.
- The crazies are out in full force
- Metro Madness
- Go ahead and free yo'self
- Two years of me and Richard - Photo blog
- What....
- Simple isn't so bad.
- Redskins Home Games Hustle
- For all of you who didn't make it to church this weekend....
- "I'm ah Husler" Part II
- Interesting facts I received in my e-mail.
- I tried to have some direction while I rambled
- "Serving - Hood"
- Okay, this just came out of nowhere....
- 10 Rules for Thanksgiving dinner at my house (sent to my e-mail)
- Citizen's arrest
- Lookie what I found... I was 26
- Racing Time
- Thanksgiving QUIZ
- My favorite movie quote of the day
- My favorite movie quote of the day
- My Favorite Movie Quote of the Day
- WWLD?
- The two inside
- A love song for Love
- Stone him and kick him out of this country!!!!
- Sing alelluia, clap your hands... (and dance too)
- Every day busy
- My favorite movie quote of the day
- Gratitude
- My favorite movie quote of the day
- Noble aspirations:
- (no subject)
- (G-H) I (J-K) L-O-V-E U
- Thanks (for the) Giving
- Elder's Meditation of the Day - November 16
- Favorite Movie Quote of the day
- My Favorite Movie Quote of the Day
- For those of you who missed church this past weekend...
- Five facts about me
- Monday morning
- "Gotta keep the devil down in the hole"
- My favorite movie quote of the day
- The Corner Bakery rip-off
- ... Life in the spoiled bitch lane
- I think I'm going to be a granny....
- Tasers: the new weapon of death-related irresponsibility by officer friendly
- A most wonderful gift for me
- Apparently I think I'm the only one in the world who can be right
- Double my Isaiahs, please
- A Knight to remember - Photo Blog
- (no subject)
- Thanksgiving and blessings
- Isaiah One
- Isaiah Two - Finally!
- Breakfast pizza bowl
- Hands off my holiday
- Hands off my holiday
- Hands off my holiday
- That alphabet survey is LONG as hell!
- Who let the dogs out?
- The military version of Dinner Impossible
- Plenty of good room
- Bring the cows in early. I think it's gonna be a cold winter this year.
- It should be Christmas Eve
- It's better than nothing!
- Stepping Stones
- Sunday Epiphany (did I spell that right?)
- "Hang All the Misteltoe..." - 1 (weekend blog trilogy)
- Black Memorabilia at the DC Convention Center - 2 (weekend blog trilogy)
- Dollar Days in Baltimore - 3 (weekend photo trilogy)
- I need to settle down for a long winter's nap already
- I feel so loved!
- "No child left behind" (insert laughter here)
- Thursday's words of wisdom
- Top Blogs?
- "I won't change my life. My life's just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine..."
- "Living My Life..."
- I bet I've figured out the mystery of the top blogs
- Joy to the world... and a partridge in a pear tree
- The cat's out the bag, and the dogs are on their way to the kennel...
- I'm not sure what dreams came true....
- Finding Neverland
- Christmas with Mickey and the gang - photo blog 1
- Craigslist haytahs
- My closing prayer.
- "Work That"
- We have arrived!!!
- A fish brought back my joy
- Seven things to resolve in 2008
- What a BAD start to a NEW Year!!!!
- "Not to worry..."
- Gotta watch out for them sneaky types...
- "Sit'n on top of the world. Sit'n on top of the wur-er-er-erld....
- Thoughts while waiting on Richard.
- Girls are growing up
- Here we go again...
- The teachers of education
- Teach your child to respect adults, PLEASE!
- Skeeeeeeee Weeeeeee flies
- Today's proclamation
- I've never loved Richard Simmons more....
- A word to the wise is sufficient...
- I will quote this scene for many decades:
- Find your own swing and leave ours alone!
- Use your camera
- It's just not physically possible
- Don't act like it's just me.
- Everyone loves a parade... don't they?
- Yook at dat wittle cyutie!!!
- I declare,... I swear
- Here's a new spin on Hello Kitty
- I'm a granny,... of sorts
- "From the rising of the sun....
- Searching for "Saturday Night Fish Fry" with Moms Mabley...
- Jesus Christ will judge you all with hell's fire and brimstone!
- Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
- The facts
- I think I'm in love.
- Victory. Prosperity. Harmony. Sanity.... hehehe
- 2008: The Year of Great
- (no subject)
- 9:03 and 9:04 pm... on a Monday
- Warrior of the King
- A spin on a Snuggs quote:
- Bigger by the hour
- Fill it out.
- A ramble about radio shows and churchs (not the chicken establishment)
- who knew....
- Mmmmmm..... Uuurrrrrppppp!!...
- It's Monday, isn't it.....???!!!
- I'm hanging up my cheap hat.
- You are what you eat,....
- Ramblings to break up the monotony of work
- Well... that was interesting
- Positive reinforcement
- I once was blind, but now I see....
- Changing your mind
- I use my powers for good
- Bawk Bawk
- Complex made simple
- Whoo Hooo! It's Friday.
- Visual Me
- Quoteable Quote
- And we got the Hello Kitty sheets for THIS????
- And his word healed the land...
- "Down Home with the Neelys"
- You are what you think
- "Mad Hot Ballroom"
- And the winner is.....
- We came. We sang. We conquered!
- "Play fo' yo' freedum."
- Tools of the trade
- Rolling my own dice and deciding where I want to land
- Stealing pictures from my cousin
- We forgot the salad dressing - a ramble more than an essay.
- Final count down - the weekend's a'come'n
- I am... some -boh-tay
- What you say'n... suhn?
- DUGH - E ..... Fresssshhhhhhhh... (we can't forget Slick Rick, now can we?!)
- I won't complain
- A couple years later and about 15lbs more
- I GOT my jacket.
- Conversations with myself - I
- Day 109
- "Death by PowerPoint"
- In commemoration of the Fifth-Year Anniversary of the war in Iraq
- Red grapes and baby carrots
- It's official!!!
- Id, Ego and Super Man...?
- Motivational Friday
- Random FYI
- I'm not buy'n what you're sell'n
- Talk about a fresh start!
- More funnies - well,... one more.
- Snapfish was not my friend this morning
- I can upload them to Facebook and copy them from there. Hurray!!!
- Really?????
- Being
- "Meet the Browns"
- Earth, Wind and Fih-yahhhhhh
- My favorite
- Dawning
- I miss them!!!
- I am me
- (no subject)
- Going Inside
- Avenue Q
- Day dreams
- Riding the waves
- Friday, Friday, Friday!!!
- I HATE his kids
- After the smoke cleared
- The sun will come out tomorrow, even if it rained so hard it broke some flowers
- "one, two, three. The devil's after me...
- "Day is dying in the West....
- Say hey to my unc.
- Slurpee - spreading the message throughout the land
- "To thine own self be true..."
- It's official!
- You say potato... I say potato
- This is why I don't like most Christians when they are spewing Christianity...
- Awww Man!!!
- Sloppy gets hands slapped and bites back
- The One Word quiz - and more.
- Madam, start your stove!
- Now this is just some kind of pretty!!!!
- Anniversary thoughts
- How about we just burn them at the stake and be done with it???
- Processed
- Bad Spellers of the world... Untie!
- Cute pictures to share:
- "Girl I wanna wallah, in the back of my Impala..."
- Ya'll don't know nuh'en about dat raht dehre!
- Come into the Lyte - finally
- C'mon and Tootsie Roll
- And all along I thought I was a perfect 10... hmpf.... even so, it's kinda true.
- And again I say, it is an abomination unto the Lord thy God....
- Nobody tells me noth'n... arrrggghhhh
- Taking notes and reviewing the lessons
- "To thine own self be true"... and lie to everyone else.
- Story from an NDE yahoo group member - David King
- Babies... GO HOME!!!
- A thought for Tuesday
- Memorial Day Weekend - Day 1
- Memorial Day Weekend - Day 1 (part II)
- Memorial Day Weekend - Day 2
- Memorial Day Weekend - the final day
- Two heads may not necessarily be better than one....
- Words of wisdom
- Sometimes silly movies say the smartest things
- "Gonna lay down my sword and shield..."
- "I'll be home for Christmas"... maybe.
- "The two faces of ...." Adam.
- I'm not a 90's kid, but....
- This is why...
- Father's Day Weekend highlights
- Just call him Rocket Man
- I am the sun that starts your day
- Wisdom is fleeting
- My leftovers for lunch
- In keeping with my recurring theme....
- Behold the Village... BBQ Idiot
- "Kobe,... tell me how my ass taste."
- F for fail
- More great F's for Fail
- The white clover
- Ooooooo, Jeh-seeeeee!!!
- So...
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